diff --git a/addons/humor/README.md b/addons/humor/README.md
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+This addon exists for those things that provoke the question "Why?",
+with the only answer being "Because we can!".
+
+* christmas_smoke - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ARYKuU9Yg
+* yeetgun - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmRpESHsoZQ
diff --git a/addons/humor/christmas_smoke/config.cpp b/addons/humor/christmas_smoke/config.cpp
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+class CfgPatches {
+    class cnto_humor_christmas_smoke {
+        units[] = {};
+        weapons[] = {};
+        magazines[] = { "cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmas_mag" };
+        requiredAddons[] = {
+            "A3_Data_F_ParticleEffects",
+            "A3_Weapons_F"
+        };
+    };
+};
+
+class CfgCloudlets {
+    class SmokeShellWhite;
+    class cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasWhite : SmokeShellWhite {
+        sizeCoef = 0.15;
+        lifeTime = 60;
+        sizeVar = 0.05;
+        /* stop the animation early, like SmokeShellWhite2 */
+        particleFSNtieth = 16;
+        particleFSIndex = 12;
+        particleFSFrameCount = 4;
+        particleFSLoop = 0;
+        /* white more frequent than red/green */
+        interval = 0.05;
+        color[] = {
+            {1,1,1,1}
+        };
+        /* defaults, but overwritten by mods, so re-set them here */
+        moveVelocity[] = {0.2,0.1,0.1};
+        MoveVelocityVar[] = {0.25,0.25,0.25};
+    };
+    class cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasRed : cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasWhite {
+        interval = 0.2;
+        color[] = {
+            {1,0.1,0.1,1}
+        };
+    };
+    class cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasGreen : cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasWhite {
+        interval = 0.2;
+        color[] = {
+            {0.1,1,0.1,1}
+        };
+    };
+};
+
+class cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasEffect {
+    class White {
+        simulation = "particles";
+        type = "cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasWhite";
+        position[] = {0,0,0};
+        intensity = 1;
+        interval = 1;
+    };
+    class Red {
+        simulation = "particles";
+        type = "cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasRed";
+        position[] = {0,0,0};
+        intensity = 1;
+        interval = 1;
+    };
+    class Green {
+        simulation = "particles";
+        type = "cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasGreen";
+        position[] = {0,0,0};
+        intensity = 1;
+        interval = 1;
+    };
+};
+
+class CfgAmmo {
+    class SmokeShell;
+    class cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmas_ammo : SmokeShell {
+        effectsSmoke = "cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmasEffect";
+        timeToLive = 120;
+        // filename, volume, pitch, distance ??
+        SmokeShellSoundLoop1[] = {"\cnto\additions\humor\christmas_smoke\jingle",1.5,1,30};
+        SmokeShellSoundLoop2[] = {};
+    };
+};
+
+class CfgMagazines {
+    class SmokeShell;
+    class cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmas_mag : SmokeShell {
+        ammo = "cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmas_ammo";
+        descriptionShort = "Type: Smoke Grenade - Christmas<br />Rounds: 1<br />Used in: Hand or Rectum";
+        displayName = "Smoke Grenade (Christmas)";
+        displayNameShort = "Christmas Smoke";
+    };
+};
+
+class CfgWeapons {
+    class GrenadeLauncher;
+    class Throw : GrenadeLauncher {
+        muzzles[] += { "SmokeShellChristmasMuzzle" };
+        class SmokeShellMuzzle;
+        class SmokeShellChristmasMuzzle : SmokeShellMuzzle {
+            displayName = "Christmas Smoke";
+            magazines[] = { "cnto_humor_SmokeShellChristmas_mag" };
+        };
+    };
+};
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