sass.py

#!/usr/bin/env python3

import random

def sample_sass():
    sassy_retorts=["You've entered an invalid response, you sassy dog.", "Stop avoiding decisions.", "Don't you backtalk me.", "Use a keyboard much?", "That's not an option, you scurvy cur!", "Maybe you need glasses. Try that again.", "Keep going like this and you'll never finish this game.", "Weelllll honey, you won't get far with those typos", "This is just anarchy, try that again"]
    index=random.randrange(len(sassy_retorts))
    return(sassy_retorts[index]+'\n')

#sassy_retorts=["You've entered an invalid response, you sassy dog.", "Stop avoiding decisions.", "Don't you backtalk me."]

#sassy_retort=sample_sass(sassy_retorts)

#print(sassy_retort)