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rem The Change Log!!
rem Added:
rem another secrect! great! how many do we have now?
rem Removed:
rem nothing
rem Improved:
rem changed timeout /t 1 >nul to hold for 2s instead of 1s on the template because i forgot to
rem enjoy the script!
@echo off
:urmomshouse
cls
echo 1. kid
echo 2. random number 1-65000
echo 3. clean the files..
echo 4. kill certain pid
echo 5. open my website
echo 6. dvd screensaver
echo 7. go to my user-friendly repo selector for lazy humans
echo 10. exit
set /p wow="choose your fate: "
if "%wow%"=="1" (
cls
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/child.png' -OutFile '%temp%\child.png'"
echo we open file now
start %temp%\child.png
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\child.png"
) else if "%wow%"=="2" (
cls
set /a random_number=%random% * 65000 / 32768 + 1
echo your random number is: %random%
pause
) else if "%wow%"=="3" (
cls
echo it is recommended to run this script as admin before doing this.
echo click any button to continue, or close out of the script.
pause
taskkill /f /im ccleaner64.exe
taskkill /f /im ccleaner.exe
del /f /q "C:\Windows\Installer\*"
del /f /q "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft\EdgeUpdate\*"
del /f /q "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft\Temp\*"
del /f /q "C:\Users\chicken\AppData\Local\SquirrelTemp\*"
del /f /q "C:\Program Files (x86)\BraveSoftware\Update\*"
del /f /q "C:\Windows\SoftwareDistribution\Download\*"
del /f /q "%temp%\*"
timeout /t 1 >nul
cls
echo you can close this window now.
start ccleaner.exe /AUTO
cls
echo you can close this window now.
cleanmgr /sagerun:1
cls
echo you can close this window now.
) else if "%wow%"=="4" (
setlocal
set /p procname="pid to kill: "
taskkill /IM %procname% /F
endlocal
) else if "%wow%"=="5" (
echo great choice!
start http://chicken.bulletinbay.com
) else if "%wow%"=="6" (
cls
echo This screensaver uses PYTHON! Make sure you have it installed!
echo The screensaver is located in your user folder.
if exist "%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr" (
echo file already exists my friend!
) else (
echo we download cuz it doesnt already exist womp womp
echo this download will take about 15 seconds
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://github.com/lemonyte/dvd-screensaver/releases/download/v1.0.1/dvd-screensaver-x86.scr' -OutFile '"%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr'"
)
echo starting the screen saver..
"%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr" /S
) else if "%wow%"=="7" (
start http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/repo.html
) else if "%wow%"=="8" (
cls
echo this does nothing yet!
timeout /t 2 >nul
goto urmomshouse
) else if "%wow%"=="9" (
cls
echo this does nothing yet!
timeout /t 2 >nul
goto urmomshouse
) else if "%wow%"=="10" (
echo bye
exit
) else if "%wow%"=="e" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 2 >nul
cls
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/strawberryfull.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\chicken.jpg'"
echo we open file now
start %temp%\chicken.jpg
cls
echo do you like my chicken????
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\chicken.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"=="horn" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/horn.mp3' -OutFile '%temp%\horn.mp3'"
timeout /t 1 >nul
start wmplayer "%temp%\horn.mp3" /min
timeout /t 3 >nul
taskkill /f /im wmplayer.exe
cls
del "%temp%\horn.mp3"
) else if "%wow%"=="sigma" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/sigma.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\sigma.jpg'"
start %temp%\sigma.jpg
cls
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\sigma.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"==" " (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/skibity.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\skibity.jpg'"
start %temp%\skibity.jpg
cls
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\skibity.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"=="crack" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/cracker.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\cracker.jpg'"
start %temp%\cracker.jpg
cls
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\cracker.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"=="fart" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/fart.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\fart.gif'"
start %temp%\fart.gif
cls
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\fart.gif"
) else if "%wow%"=="" (
cls
echo wow! a secrect!
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/code.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\code.jpg'"
start %temp%\code.jpg
cls
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\code.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"=="crime" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/crime.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\crime.jpg'"
start %temp%\crime.jpg
cls
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\crime.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"==":3" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/wtf.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\wtf.png'"
start %temp%\wtf.png
cls
timeout /t 2 >nul
del "%temp%\wtf.png"
) else (
cls
echo ur fate is invalid hahahahahhaheiruydgohoiugusdf
echo i will send you back to the main menu!!
timeout /t 3 >nul
cls
goto urmomshouse
)
rem end of script
rem ######################################################################################################
rem cls
rem echo ooh.. secrect??
rem timeout /t 1 >nul
rem powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/' -OutFile '%temp%\'"
rem start %temp%\
rem cls
rem timeout /t 2 >nul
rem del "%temp%\"