-
Notifications
You must be signed in to change notification settings - Fork 0
/
Copy pathcoochie 3.17R.bat
333 lines (329 loc) · 11.6 KB
/
coochie 3.17R.bat
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
193
194
195
196
197
198
199
200
201
202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
211
212
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
222
223
224
225
226
227
228
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
238
239
240
241
242
243
244
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
254
255
256
257
258
259
260
261
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
288
289
290
291
292
293
294
295
296
297
298
299
300
301
302
303
304
305
306
307
308
309
310
311
312
313
314
315
316
317
318
319
320
321
322
323
324
325
326
327
328
329
330
331
332
333
rem The Change Log!!
rem Added:
rem a secrect (gas)
rem a note for killing pids and apps
rem renamed "kill certain pid" to "kill certain pid or process name"
rem going to console! (it just makes it a cmd prompt window that doesnt close on error with scripts)
rem computer info
rem joke of le day
rem advice
rem fun fact
rem i added >nul to pause commands and used echo to make my own pause messages (im da maverik!!11!!1!)
rem 1 second timeout between joke question and punchline (#14)
rem added social media to allow suggestions!
rem Removed:
rem a line telling the user to close the command prompt window when they are done, and i realized this line is useless, as it closes by itself.
rem removed unessacery exit comands
rem Improved/Changed:
rem nothing
rem Bug Fixes
rem nothing
rem Notes
rem the tree "hacking" randomly freezes for a second sometimes, this is normal.
rem got anything to suggest? dm @ch1ck3m on discord or @ch1ck3mmm on telegram.
rem Dev Notes (to myself)
rem nothing
rem enjoy the script!
@echo off
:urmomshouse
cls
echo 0. exit
echo 1. kid
echo 2. random number 1-65000
echo 3. clean the files..
echo 4. kill certain pid or process name
echo 5. open my website
echo 6. dvd screensaver
echo 7. go to my user-friendly repo selector for lazy humans
echo 8. explode
echo 9. do some "haking"
echo 10. test
echo 11. clones of your mother
echo 12. some internet advice
echo 13. joke of the day
echo 14. fun fact
echo 15. le troubleshooting console
echo 16. computer info
echo 17. request feature (dont be dumb)
set /p wow="choose your fate: "
if "%wow%"=="0" (
echo bye
) else if "%wow%"=="1" (
cls
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/child.png' -OutFile '%temp%\child.png'"
echo we open file now
start %temp%\child.png
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\child.png"
) else if "%wow%"=="2" (
cls
set /a random_number=%random% * 65000 / 32768 + 1
echo your random number is: %random%
echo click any key to exit..
pause >nul
) else if "%wow%"=="3" (
cls
echo it is recommended to run this script as admin before doing this.
echo click any button to continue, or close out of the script..
pause >nul
taskkill /f /im ccleaner64.exe
taskkill /f /im ccleaner.exe
del /f /q "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft\EdgeUpdate\*"
del /f /q "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft\Temp\*"
del /f /q "C:\Users\chicken\AppData\Local\SquirrelTemp\*"
del /f /q "C:\Program Files (x86)\BraveSoftware\Update\*"
del /f /q "%temp%\*"
del /f /q "%localappdata%\Discord\Packages\SquirrelTemp\*"
del /f /q "C:\Windows\SystemTemp\*"
del /f /q "%localappdata%\SquirrelTemp\*"
del /f /q "C:\Windows\Temp\*"
del /f /q "C:\Windows\WinSxS\Temp\*"
del /f /q "%localappdata%\cache\*"
timeout /t 1 >nul
cls
echo you can close this window now.
start ccleaner.exe /AUTO
cls
echo you can close this window now.
cleanmgr /sagerun
cls
echo you can close this window now.
) else if "%wow%"=="4" (
cls
echo downloading the kill pid or app batch code, as batch sadly does not support nesting a set /p in a set /p
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/pid.bat' -OutFile '%temp%\pid.bat'"
start %temp%\pid.bat
) else if "%wow%"=="5" (
echo great choice!
start http://chicken.bulletinbay.com
) else if "%wow%"=="6" (
cls
echo This screensaver uses PYTHON! Make sure you have it installed!
echo The screensaver is located in your user folder.
if exist "%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr" (
echo file already exists my friend!
) else (
echo we download cuz it doesnt already exist womp womp
echo this download will take about 15 seconds
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://github.com/lemonyte/dvd-screensaver/releases/download/v1.0.1/dvd-screensaver-x86.scr' -OutFile '"%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr'"
)
echo starting the screen saver..
"%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr" /S
) else if "%wow%"=="7" (
start http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/repo.html
) else if "%wow%"=="8" (
cls
echo pluh
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/catexplode.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\catexplode.gif'"
start %temp%\catexplode.gif
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\catexplode.gif"
shutdown -h
) else if "%wow%"=="9" (
color 2
cd C:\
cls
echo starting hack...
timeout /t 2 >nul
tree
echo EXIT: 1
pause >nul
echo what a fucking joke you are!!
) else if "%wow%"=="10" (
cls
echo test incoming!
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/test.bat' -OutFile '%temp%\test.bat'"
start %temp%\test.bat
cls
) else if "%wow%"=="11" (
cls
echo get prepared to see many clones of your mother!
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/mom.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\mom.gif'"
start %temp%\mom.gif
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\mom.gif"
) else if "%wow%"=="12" (
cls
echo getting your life advice
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://api.adviceslip.com/advice' -OutFile '%temp%\fortune.json'"
powershell -Command "(Get-Content '%temp%\fortune.json' | ConvertFrom-Json).slip.advice"
del "%temp%\fortune.json"
echo click any key to exit..
pause >nul
) else if "%wow%"=="13" (
cls
echo heres a joke for you!!11!
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://official-joke-api.appspot.com/random_joke' -OutFile '%temp%\joke.json'"
powershell -Command "(Get-Content '%temp%\joke.json' | ConvertFrom-Json).setup"
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "(Get-Content '%temp%\joke.json' | ConvertFrom-Json).punchline"
del "%temp%\joke.json"
echo click any key to exit..
pause >nul
) else if "%wow%"=="14" (
cls
echo getting a fun fact
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/api/v2/facts/random?language=en' -OutFile '%temp%\fact.json'"
powershell -Command "(Get-Content '%temp%\fact.json' | ConvertFrom-Json).text"
del "%temp%\fact.json"
echo click any key to exit..
pause >nul
) else if "%wow%"=="15" (
cls
echo this is literally just a command prompt window
echo it will not close even on error, which is why i called it "le troubleshooting console"
echo it only closes when killed, or closed by user.
cmd /k
) else if "%wow%"=="16" (
cls
echo computer name: %computername%
echo user folder: %homepath%
echo processor archetecture: %PROCESSOR_ARCHITECTURE%
echo system drive: %homedrive%
echo # of processors: %NUMBER_OF_PROCESSORS%
echo that didn't help did it?
timeout /t 1 >nul
echo click any key to exit..
pause >nul
) else if "%wow%"=="17" (
cls
echo this batch script will not delete on its own, to prevent error when using it.
echo if you want to delete it yourself, it is stored in %temp%\socials.bat
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/socials.bat' -OutFile '%temp%\socials.bat'"
start %temp%\socials.bat
) else if "%wow%"=="e" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 5 >nul
cls
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/strawberryfull.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\chicken.jpg'"
echo we open file now
start %temp%\chicken.jpg
cls
echo do you like my chicken????
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\chicken.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"=="horn" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/horn.mp3' -OutFile '%temp%\horn.mp3'"
timeout /t 1 >nul
start wmplayer "%temp%\horn.mp3" /min
timeout /t 3 >nul
taskkill /f /im wmplayer.exe
cls
del "%temp%\horn.mp3"
) else if "%wow%"=="sigma" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/sigma.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\sigma.jpg'"
start %temp%\sigma.jpg
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\sigma.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"==" " (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/skibity.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\skibity.jpg'"
start %temp%\skibity.jpg
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\skibity.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"=="crack" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/cracker.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\cracker.jpg'"
start %temp%\cracker.jpg
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\cracker.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"=="fart" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/fart.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\fart.gif'"
start %temp%\fart.gif
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\fart.gif"
) else if "%wow%"=="" (
cls
echo wow! a secrect!
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/code.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\code.jpg'"
start %temp%\code.jpg
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\code.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"=="crime" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/crime.jpg' -OutFile '%temp%\crime.jpg'"
start %temp%\crime.jpg
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\crime.jpg"
) else if "%wow%"==":3" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/wtf.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\wtf.png'"
start %temp%\wtf.png
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\wtf.png"
) else if "%wow%"=="SHUT UP YOU'RE :clover:" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
echo you shouldn't even know this exists without looking at the code but its ok 🥰 we love you my friend even though your gay
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/SHUTUP.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\SHUTUP.gif'"
start %temp%\SHUTUP.gif
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\SHUTUP.gif"
) else if "%wow%"=="table" (
cls
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/table.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\table.gif'"
start %temp%\table.gif
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\table.gif"
) else if "%wow%"=="gas" (
cls
color 6
echo ooh.. secrect??
timeout /t 1 >nul
powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/gas.gif' -OutFile '%temp%\gas.gif'"
start %temp%\gas.gif
cls
timeout /t 5 >nul
del "%temp%\gas.gif"
) else (
cls
echo ur fate is invalid hahahahahhaheiruydgohoiugusdf
echo i will send you back to the main menu!!
timeout /t 3 >nul
cls
goto urmomshouse
)
rem end of script
rem ######################################################################################################
rem cls
rem echo ooh.. secrect??
rem timeout /t 1 >nul
rem powershell -Command "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/' -OutFile '%temp%\'"
rem start %temp%\
rem cls
rem timeout /t 5 >nul
rem del "%temp%\"
rem ######################################################################################################