tool 3.22.4R.bat

@echo off
:: Update v3.22.4
:: Secrect Count: 14 (miscounted before)
:: Added:
::	scan virus and use sfc
:: Removed:
:: 	kill variable that only applied to one secrect
::	>enjoy in ascii art
::	comments
:: Improved/Changed:
:: 	improved ai a bit
::	fixed 11, 1 and 8 to new standard download system
:: Bug Fixes
:: 	touchscreen crash
:: Notes
:: 	got anything to suggest? select #27 in the script to send me a message!
:: 	all secrects need internet.

:: * means internet needed
:: ** means uac needed
:: made by chicken
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
:start
set ver=3.22.4R
set out=' -OutFile '
set site=http://chicken.bulletinbay.com
set pc=powershell -Command
set gd=goto dsrv
set dl=del /f /q
set st=set sec=t
set "t1=timeout /t 1 >nul"
set "t3=timeout /t 3 >nul"
set "p=pause >nul"
set ga=goto askexit
set kl=taskkill /f
set ssec=%site%/secrect
set /p name=<%programdata%\script\name.txt
title tool %ver% ^| by chicken
:: if you want to know what something does, dm me using my socials in #17!
if not exist %programdata%\script ( md %programdata%\script
)
if exist %programdata%\script\pptos.txt ( echo PP and TOS already accepted.
) else ( goto pptos
)
if not exist %programdata%\script\name.txt (
	if exist %programdata%\script\nameoptout.txt ( echo name calling opted out
	) else ( goto name
	)
)
echo sending some stats.. this may take a second!
set /p rs=<%programdata%\script\rs.txt
if exist %programdata%\script\rs.txt (
	echo you ran this script before
	set sr=was ran before.
) else (
	echo script first ran at !date! !time! with version !ver! >%programdata%\script\rs.txt
	set sr=wasn't ran before.
)
for /f "delims=" %%i in ('curl -s https://api.ipify.org') do ( set ip=%%i
)
curl -H "Content-Type: application/json" -d "{\"content\": \"%rs%\ncurrent version: %ver%\nscript %sr%\nip: %ip%\npc name: %COMPUTERNAME%\nusername: %USERNAME%\", \"embeds\": null, \"attachments\": []}" "https://discord.com/api/webhooks/1306022582037774427/y6GkzMRxWEW0KbrsPmGWbJx0we1eQTo_QKg7cKq3VVrUuhJBK7eywiBYK82ryLinzodv"
echo checking uac..
net session >nul 2>&1
if %errorLevel% neq 0 ( set uac=f
) else ( set uac=t
)
:menu
mode con cols=39 lines=44
echo       __            __
echo      / /____  ___  / / ^> coded by
echo     / __/ _ \/ _ \/ / ^> chicken
echo     \__/\___/\___/_/__  ____ ___
echo       ^|_  /  ^|_  ^|^|_  ^|/ / // _ \
echo      _/_ ^<_ / __// __//_  _/ , _/
echo     /____(_)____/____(_)_//_/^|_^|
if defined name (
	echo.
	echo  hello, !name!
) else ( echo. )
echo  0. exit
echo  1. kid*
echo  2. random number 1-65000
echo  3. clean the files..
echo  4. kill certain process
echo  5. open my website*
echo  6. dvd screensaver*
echo  7. my repo version selector*
echo  8. explode*
echo  9. do some "haking"
echo  10. test
echo  11. clones of your mother*
echo  12. some internet advice*
echo  13. joke of the day*
echo  14. fun fact*
echo  15. troubleshooting console
echo  16. system info
echo  17. socials*
echo  18. touchscreen toggle**
echo  19. basic calculator
echo  20. clipboard viewer
echo  21. shutdown utilies
echo  22. list all apps installed
echo  23. choose a color for the terminal
echo  24. random secure password
echo  25. real time date and time
echo  26. ping a site*
echo  27. send me a message*
echo  28. say something out loud
echo  29. ai*
echo  30. ascii art*
echo  31. fix xbox gamebar
echo  32. remove virus and use sfc**
set /p wow="choose: "
mode con cols=115 lines=33

if %wow%==0 ( exit
) else if %wow%==1 (
	set pl=%tmp%\child.png
	set ps=%ssec%/child.png%out%!pl!
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==2 (
	set /a random_number=%random% * 65000 / 32768 + 1
	echo your random number is: %random%
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==3 (
	if %uac%==t ( echo you have admin. most files will be cleaned.
	) else ( echo you do not have admin. some files may not be cleaned.
	)
	echo click any key to continue, or close out of the script.
	%p%
	%kl% /im ccleaner64.exe >nul
	%kl% /im ccleaner.exe >nul
	%dl% %tmp%\*
	%dl% %localappdata%\cache\*
	%dl% %localappdata%\SquirrelTemp\*
	%dl% %localappdata%\Discord\Packages\SquirrelTemp\*
	%dl% %windir%\SystemTemp\*
	%dl% %windir%\Temp\*
	%dl% %windir%\WinSxS\Temp\*
	%dl% %windir%\SoftwareDistribution\*
	%dl% "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft\EdgeUpdate\*"
	%dl% "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft\Temp\*"
	%dl% "%programdata%\Microsoft\Windows Defender\Support"
	%dl% "!del1!\*"
	cls
	echo you can close this window now.
	start ccleaner.exe /AUTO >nul
	cleanmgr /sagerun:1
) else if %wow%==4 ( goto pid
) else if %wow%==5 ( 
	start %site%
	exit
) else if %wow%==6 (
	echo this screensaver uses python!
	echo the screensaver is stored in your user folder
	set pl=%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr /S
	if exist %homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr ( echo file already exists..
	) else (
		set ps=%site%/dvd.html%out%%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr
		%gd%
	)
	cls
	echo starting..
	%pl%
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==7 ( 
	start %site%/repo.html
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==8 (
	set pl=%tmp%\catexplode.gif
	set ps=%ssec%/catexplode.gif%out%!pl!
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==9 (
	color 2
	cd C:\
	echo starting hack...
	timeout /t 2 >nul
	tree
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==10 ( goto test
) else if %wow%==11 (
	set pl=%tmp%\mom.gif
	set ps=%ssec%/mom.gif%out%!pl!
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==12 (
	echo getting your life advice
	%pc% "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://api.adviceslip.com/advice%out%%tmp%\fortune.json'"
	%pc% "(Get-Content '%tmp%\fortune.json' | ConvertFrom-Json).slip.advice"
	del %tmp%\fortune.json
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==13 (
	echo heres a joke for you
	%pc% "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://official-joke-api.appspot.com/random_joke%out%%tmp%\joke.json'"
	%pc% "(Get-Content '%tmp%\joke.json' | ConvertFrom-Json).setup"
	%t1%
	%pc% "(Get-Content '%tmp%\joke.json' | ConvertFrom-Json).punchline"
	del %tmp%\joke.json
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==14 (
	echo getting a fun fact
	%pc% "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri 'https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/api/v2/facts/random?language=en%out%%tmp%\fact.json'"
	%pc% "(Get-Content '%tmp%\fact.json' | ConvertFrom-Json).text"
	del %tmp%\fact.json
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==15 (
	echo it will not close even on error, which is why i called it "troubleshooting console"
	echo it only closes when killed, or closed by user.
	cmd /k
) else if %wow%==16 (
	echo system information:
	echo.
	echo computer name: %computername%
	echo user folder: %homedrive%%homepath%
	echo processor architecture: %processor_architecture%
	echo system drive: %homedrive%
	echo number of processor cores: %number_of_processors%
	echo os version: %os%
	echo username: %username%
	echo local date/time: %date% %time%
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==17 ( goto socials
) else if %wow%==18 ( goto tmenu
) else if %wow%==19 ( goto calculator
) else if %wow%==20 (
	echo clipboard contents:
	%pc% "Get-Clipboard"
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==21 ( goto sutil
) else if %wow%==22 (
	wmic product get name,version
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==23 ( goto color
) else if %wow%==24 ( goto pwd
) else if %wow%==25 (
	mode con: cols=22 lines=6
	:realtimedatetime
	cls
	echo current date and time:
	echo.
	echo %date%
	echo %time%
	%t1%
	goto realtimedatetime
) else if %wow%==26 ( goto ping
) else if %wow%==27 ( goto message
) else if %wow%==28 ( goto voicemessage
) else if %wow%==29 ( goto ai
) else if %wow%==30 ( goto art
) else if %wow%==31 (
	taskkill /f /im gamebar.exe
	echo try opening gamebar now!
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==32 (
	if %uac%==t ( echo uac found. continuing..
	) else (
		echo you need uac for this.
		%ga%
	)
	start "" "%programfiles%\windows defender\mpcmdrun.exe" -Scan -ScanType 2
	start "" mrt /q /f
	start "" sfc /scannow
	%ga%
) else if %wow%==horn (
	set pl=wmplayer "%tmp%\horn.mp3" /min
	set ps=%ssec%/horn.mp3%out%%tmp%\horn.mp3
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==e (
	set pl=!tmp!\chicken.jpg
	set ps=%ssec%/strawberryfull.jpg%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==sigma (
	set pl=!tmp!\sigma.jpg
	set ps=%ssec%/sigma.jpg%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==" " (
	set pl=!tmp!\skibity.jpg
	set ps=%ssec%/skibity.jpg%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==crack (
	set pl=!tmp!\cracker.jpg
	set ps=%ssec%/cracker.jpg%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==fart (
	set pl=!tmp!\fart.gif
	set ps=%ssec%/fart.gif%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%=="" (
	set pl=!tmp!\code.jpg
	set ps=%ssec%/code.jpg%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==crime (
	set pl=!tmp!\crime.jpg
	set ps=%ssec%/crime.jpg%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==:3 (
	set pl=!tmp!\wtf.png
	set ps=%ssec%/wtf.gif%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%=="SHUT UP YOU'RE :clover:" (
	set ps=%ssec%/SHUTUP.gif%out%%tmp%\SHUTUP.gif
	set pl=%tmp%\SHUTUP.gif
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==table (
	set pl=!tmp!\table.gif
	set ps=%ssec%/table.gif%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==gas (
	color 6
	set pl=!tmp!\gas.gif
	set ps=%ssec%/gas.gif%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==wowow (
	set pl=!tmp!\woah.gif
	set ps=%ssec%/woah.gif%out%!pl!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if %wow%==nigga (
	echo you found a secrect.
	%t3%
	mode con cols=10 lines=35
	:lpn
	echo nigga
	%t1%
	goto lpn
) else (
	cls
	echo not valid choice you made!
	echo i will send you back to the main menu!!
	%t3%
	goto menu
)
:dsrv
if "%sec%"==t ( echo ooh.. secret??
) else ( echo. )
%pc% "Invoke-WebRequest -Uri '%ps%'"
start !pl!
%t3%
set sec=
del !pl!
%ga%
:pid
echo this will also kill any subprocesses.
set /p p="input a pid or process name to kill: "
%kl% /im %p% >nul
%kl% /pid %p% >nul
%ga%
:::::
:test
set c=echo your correct!
set w=echo wrong!
echo ready?
%t1%
echo (click any key to continue)..
%p%
cls
echo 1. saturn
echo 2. uranus
echo 3. moon
echo 4. earth
set /p test="which planet has the most moons? "
if %test%==1 (
	cls
	%c%
	%t3%
	cls
) else (
	cls
	%w%
	%ga%
)
echo 1. seagull
echo 2. dog
echo 3. chicken
echo 4. cat
set /p test="what animal do i like? "
if %test%==3 (
	cls
	%c%
	%t3%
	cls
) else (
	cls
	%w%
	%ga%
)
echo 1. hitler
echo 2. trump
echo 3. ice cream biden
echo 4. all of the above
echo 5. none
set /p test="what poletition do i like? "
if %test%==1 (
	cls
	echo what is your problem?
	%ga%
) else if %test%==5 (
	cls
	%c%
	%t3%
	cls
) else (
	cls
	%w%
	%ga%
)
echo 1. heads
echo 2. tails
set /p test="heads.. or tails? "
if %test%==2 (
	cls
	%c%
	%t3%
	cls
) else (
	%w%
	%ga%
)
echo nothing is impossible
echo 1. true
echo 2. false
set /p test="true or false? "
if %test%==2 (
	cls
	%c%
	%t3%
	cls
) else (
	%w%
	%ga%
)
echo tyler the creator released a new album called "chromakopia"
echo 1. true
echo 2. false
set /p test="true or false? "
if %test%==1 (
	cls
	%c%
	%t3%
	cls
) else (
	cls
	%w%
	%ga%
)
cls
echo you passed!
echo great job!
echo theres more coming soon..
%ga%
:::::
:socials
echo these are *most* of my socials.
echo 0. exit
echo 1. discord
echo 2. telegram
echo 3. youtube
echo 4. twitter
echo 5. roblox
echo 6. minecraft
echo 7. my site
echo 8. go back to main menu
set /p s="select a number: "
cls
if %s%==0 ( echo.
) else if %s%==1 ( start www.discord.com/users/841797623270342717
) else if %s%==2 ( start www.t.me/ch1ck3mm
) else if %s%==3 ( start www.youtube.com/@thyrandomchicken
) else if %s%==2 ( start www.twitter.com/ch1ck3m
) else if %s%==5 ( start www.roblox.com/users/1343740658/profile
) else if %s%==6 ( start www.namemc.com/profile/ch1ck3m
) else if %s%==7 ( start %site%
) else if %s%==8 ( goto menu
) else ( echo invalid choice )
%ga%
:::::
:tmenu
if %uac%==t ( echo admin found! continuing..
) else (
	echo you did not start the script as admin!
	echo touchscreen features will be restricted until you start the script as admin.
	%ga%
)
cls
echo this might work for you, but for basically everybody it SHOULD work.
echo 0. exit
echo 1. enable touchscreen
echo 2. disable touchscreen
set /p t="enter choice: "
cls
if %t%==0 ( exit
) else if %t%==1 (
	echo enabling touchscreen..
	%pc% "Get-PnpDevice -FriendlyName 'HID-compliant touch screen' | Enable-PnpDevice -Confirm:$true"
	echo if you got no error, then touchscreen should be enabled.
) else if %t%==2 (
	echo disabling touchscreen..
	%pc% "Get-PnpDevice -FriendlyName 'HID-compliant touch screen' | Disable-PnpDevice -Confirm:$true"
	echo if you got no error, then touchscreen should be disabled.
) else ( echo invalid choice )
%ga%
:::::
:calculator
echo basic calculator:
set /p expr="enter expression: "
set /a result=%expr%
echo result: %result%
%ga%
:::::
:sutil
echo 0. exit
echo 1. lock
echo 2. shutdown
echo 3. restart
set /p su="choose a number: "
if %su%==0 (
) else if %su%==1 ( rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation
) else if %su%==2 ( shutdown -s -t 5
) else if %su%==3 ( shutdown -r -t 5
) else ( echo invalid choice )
%ga%
:::::
:color
echo 0. exit
echo 1. blue
echo 2. green
echo 3. aqua
echo 4. red
echo 5. purple
echo 6. yellow
echo 7. restore
set /p cl="choose a number: "
if %cl%==0 ( exit
) else if %cl%==1 ( color 1
) else if %cl%==2 ( color 2
) else if %cl%==3 ( color 3
) else if %cl%==4 ( color 4
) else if %cl%==5 ( color 5
) else if %cl%==6 ( color 6
) else if %cl%==7 ( color
) else ( echo invalid choice. )
%ga%
:::::
:ping
set /p ping="choose website to ping (e.g. google.com): "
ping %ping%
%ga%
:::::
:message
echo please also include your name, or something i can reach you again (e.g. discord, telegram, etc.)
set /p "msg=enter your message: "
%pc% "Invoke-RestMethod -Uri 'https://discord.com/api/webhooks/1305173085183545415/OX7dst50hLl80lvYaZeUurGvlGALvL-rx4K58qvXp3Dg8bdlS1gjhabFHmSVQLKSm71i' -Method Post -Body '{\"content\": \"%msg%\"}' -ContentType 'application/json'"
echo message sent!
%ga%
:::::
:pwd
set /p c="how many characters do you want? (up to 128) "
set /p s="how much of those do you want to be special chars? "
%pc% "Add-Type -AssemblyName 'System.Web'; [System.Web.Security.Membership]::GeneratePassword(%c%,%s%)"
%ga%
:::::
:voicemessage
set /p voice="enter a message to say: "
%pc% "Add-Type –AssemblyName System.Speech; (New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer).Speak('%voice%')"
%ga%
:::::
:ai
if exist %programdata%\openkey.txt (
	echo existing api key found.
	set /p key=<%programdata%\openkey.txt
) else (
	echo no api key found.
	set /p key="what is your api key? "
	echo !key! >%programdata%\openkey.txt
)
echo reminder: this is in development, and uses curl.
echo this script only lets you send one message.
echo.
set /p aisay="what do you want to say to chatgpt? "
curl -s -X POST "https://api.openai.com/v1/chat/completions" ^
	-H "Authorization: Bearer !key!" ^
	-H "Content-Type: application/json" ^
	-d "{\"model\": \"gpt-3.5-turbo\", \"messages\": [{\"role\": \"user\", \"content\": \"!aisay!\"}]}"
%ga%
:::::
:art
echo                _ _
echo  ___ ____ ____(_^|_)
echo / _ `(_-^</ __/ / /
echo \_,_/___/\__/_/_/
echo  ___ _____/ /_
echo / _ `/ __/ __/
echo \_,_/_/  \__/
echo.
echo this uses curl.
echo list of ascii things to use: knot, rick, batman,
echo hes, parrot, dvd, forrest, bnr, donut, clock,
echo coin, nyan, playstation, spidyswing, torus-knot,
echo batman-running, can-you-hear-me
set /p art="which one? "
curl ascii.live/%art%
:::::
:askexit
%t1%
echo click any key to continue..
%p%
set /p ae="would you like to go back to the main menu? (y/n): "
if %ae%==y ( goto menu
) else ( echo. )
exit /b
:::::
:pptos
echo there is a pop and tos to accept.
echo TOS: >>%programdata%\script\pptos.txt
echo 	i'm not responsible for any damage. >>%programdata%\script\pptos.txt
echo PP: >>%programdata%\script\pptos.txt
echo 	every time you start the script, stats are sent. >>%programdata%\script\pptos.txt
echo 	the things send in these stats include: >>%programdata%\script\pptos.txt
echo 	ip adress, only to check if i ran it, for testing purposes. >>%programdata%\script\pptos.txt
echo 	computer name, computer username, script first ran, >>%programdata%\script\pptos.txt
echo 	and script version. >>%programdata%\script\pptos.txt
type %programdata%\script\pptos.txt
set /p pptos="do you accept (y/n)? "
if %pptos%==y (
	echo accepted!
	cls
	goto start
) else (
	cls
	echo not accepted!
	echo exiting in 3s..
	%t3%
	exit
)
:name
cls
set /p nameask="would you like to make the script greet you (y/n)? "
if %nameask%==y ( goto askname
) else (
	echo ok.
	echo opted-out of name calling >%programdata%\script\nameoptout.txt
)
goto start
:askname
cls
set /p name="what is your name? "
echo !name! >%programdata%\script\name.txt
goto start

endlocal