Dad Jokes

[michaeljolley]

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

[michaeljolley]

Do you know the best thing about booleans? Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

[jamonholmgren]

I was on a diabetes awareness site.

It asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?