diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/melee/energy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/melee/energy.dm
index b6af3d4730de..937201d09ac8 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/melee/energy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/melee/energy.dm
@@ -222,6 +222,40 @@
 	else
 		return ..()
 
+/obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/bikehorn
+	name = "bike horn"
+	desc = "A horn off of a bicycle."
+	icon_state = "swordhonk"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+	icon_state_on = "swordpink"
+	saber_color = null
+	light_color = "#ff3399"
+	force = 0
+	throwforce = 0
+	attack_verb = list("HONKED")
+	hitsound = null
+
+/obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/bikehorn/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	AddComponent(/datum/component/squeak, list('sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'=1), 50)
+	qdel(GetComponent(/datum/component/cleave_attack))
+
+/obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/bikehorn/attack(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/living/carbon/user)
+	SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "honk", /datum/mood_event/honk)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/bikehorn/transform_weapon(mob/living/user, supress_message_text)
+	. = ..()
+	if(active)
+		name += " energy sword"
+		desc += " It has a powerful hardlight sword attached to it."
+		AddComponent(/datum/component/cleave_attack)
+	else
+		name = initial(name)
+		desc = initial(desc)
+		qdel(GetComponent(/datum/component/cleave_attack))
+
 /obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/pirate
 	name = "energy cutlass"
 	desc = "Arrrr matey."
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
index d6877797c692..c11dff131d41 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
@@ -2579,6 +2579,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 	restricted_roles = list("Research Director", "Scientist", "Roboticist")
 	include_objectives = list(/datum/objective/hijack, /datum/objective/martyr) //yogs // >Increase price to reduce grief > limit it to hijack only :think:
 
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/honksword
+	name = "Bike Horn Energy Sword"
+	desc = "All the features of the original energy sword, with additional fun! Functionally identical to a bike horn when concealed. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise."
+	item = /obj/item/melee/transforming/energy/sword/bikehorn
+	cost = 9 //1tc more than esword as it's a little more stealthy
+	restricted_roles = list("Clown")
+
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/clowncar
 	name = "Clown Car"
 	desc = "The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! \
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi
index d37c6a3960e6..95ede04381c4 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi
index 1164a7cb7db2..840660158dae 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi and b/icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/weapons/energy.dmi b/icons/obj/weapons/energy.dmi
index b52bcd7fcc90..1a4704c13c8c 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/weapons/energy.dmi and b/icons/obj/weapons/energy.dmi differ