Update Jokes.txt - Add jokes

Jokes.txt

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 SOURCES - www.rd.com, www.countryliving.com, parade.com
 
-What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
-Reality. 
+What did the ocean say to the beach?
+Nothing, it just waved.
 
-Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
-Because they’re dead. 
+Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
+Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.
 
 Why can't you trust an atom?
 Because they make up everything.
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 How does NASA organize a party?
 They planet.
 
-How do you solve any equation?
-Multiply both sides by zero.
+What did one wall say to the other?
+I'll meet you at the corner.
 
 What do you call drunk Pandavas?
 High-Five.
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 Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
 Because they’re so good at it.
 
+Where do fruits go on vacation?
+Pear-is!
 
+What's the best thing about Switzerland?
+I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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+Dad, did you get a haircut?
+No, I got them all cut!
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+Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
+It was two tired.
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+What country's capital is growing the fastest?
+Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
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+Why don't eggs tell jokes?
+They might crack up!
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+Why don't skeletons fight each other? 
+They don't have the guts!
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+Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
+Great food, no atmosphere!
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+What did one wall say to the other wall?
+I'll meet you at the corner!
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+What did one hat say to the other hat?
+You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
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+Why did the coffee file a police report?
+It got mugged!
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+Why did the math book look sad? 
+Because it had too many problems!